the average teenage white boy says “no homo” after having gay sex with his best friend

he sighs in relief

he is safe

(Source: the-three-ratcheteers)

As long as I’m with you.

(Source: obriens)

dweebscar:

ANGRILY WISHES I WAS BETTER AT ART

turningtables-93:

flirtatiousxcharmer:

Let me bring you a thing back

• blond= male
• blonde=female
• brunet=male or female
• brunette=female
• fiancé=male
  
• fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

(Source: ardentesvoix)

_{Jaime. The name was a knife, twisting in her belly.}

_{“… I… you do not understand, Jaime…he saved me from being raped when the Bloody Mummers took us, and later he came back for me, he leapt into the bear pit empty-handed…I swear to you, he is not the man he was.”}

(Source: meerschaums)

echrai:

I’ve always loved Will’s split second face of “Barbossa? What the fuck? When was he an option?!”

(Source: lecterings)

(Source: meme4u)

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psa

captainlucifer:

shipping is NOT purely about sex

shipping is NOT believing two characters are already in a relationship

shipping is NOT wanting the show/book/movie to be purely about your ship

shipping is NOT automatically ignoring the actual overall plot

shipping is NOT a game

shipping IS, however, personally interpreting two characters’ feelings for each other as romantic and wanting their feelings to come to fruition so they can be happy

thank

[x][x]

(Source: mishas-assbutts)

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

clints-bitch:

rogers-and-stark:

PRICELESS

me too, robert. me too.

(Source: bootycall-frogclickers)

(Source: theonceandfuturequeeen)

saltandvinegarcrisps:

wow justin is it real you??

davedirk:

do u ever just

suddenly remember how unattractive u are

and just

oh