partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

(via thenordicks)

modcloth:

Get fruity on your phone, desktop, or tablet with our super sweet downloadable wallpapers

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Timestamp: 1398032788

modcloth:

Get fruity on your phone, desktop, or tablet with our super sweet downloadable wallpapers

(via bitcheslovebeck)

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

(Source: urbxngod, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

(Source: cute-decoration, via jambandit)

Timestamp: 1398032416

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

(Source: cute-decoration, via jambandit)

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

(via listentomybandalltimelow)

snapchatting:

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

(Source: snapchatting, via chouais)

420 mayonnaise it

nirvanic-dreamer:

⋆☾*⋆☥.::.☥⋆*☽⋆

(Source: apiggoneblind, via all-time-blowjobs)

Timestamp: 1397947040

nirvanic-dreamer:

⋆☾*⋆☥.::.☥⋆*☽⋆

(Source: apiggoneblind, via all-time-blowjobs)

guy:

do you ever get to points in your life where you get through that one thing that has been bothering you so much and all of a sudden all your stress disappears and you feel content and comfortable

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